9.26.2008

Tired of the Minor Leagues

If you've been reading my blog....i think that narrows it down to Davey.....then you know that i've been playing 1/2 in my cash games sessions and well, it hasn't been too much fun for me. When I was rolling and winning I was a fixture in the mid level games. Strictly playing 2/5 and occasionally bouncing in and out of the 5/10 when the action was good. Well I've tried to adjust my game to play 1/2 and it has NOT been an easy transition. I'm fairly certain that i'm a break even player on the 1/2 level. I've been giving it a lot of thought, and trying to determine why I can't consistantly beat the 1/2 game. The game should be easier , I think. Over the last couple months I have been struggling to turn more than a $200 profit in any 1/2 session and it's not b/c there isn't money on the table. I started to make a list of reasons that I feel are keeping me from turning a consistant profit (if you think i'm wrong, or agree, or want to elaborate, or give advice..PLEASE do so). Now I'm playing 1/2 becuase at the moment I am no where near the proper bankroll requirements to play 2/5 on a regular basis (which is 20 buy-ins, atleast the rule i've heard and try to honor, a buy-in for me in 2/5 is $500...therefore 10k bankroll). Now when I used to play 2/5 as my regular game I was very cautious of my bankroll and wouldn't play tournaments greater than a 2/5 cash game buy-in if I fell below my minimum bankroll requirement.


I used to have HUGH mental block with the 1/2 games and couldn't take them serious...at all! The only time I would sit in a 1/2 game was if the 2/5 game was locked up and they had atleast 4 people w/ over $500 infront of them. When the card club was open in Houma they would occasionally have a 1/2 game and I would sit down and just play wide open, didn't have a value for money in that game simply b/c...how do u fold two and three gappers when people make it $10 and how much do u raise with a good hand, I couldn't find that comfort zone and didn't really wanna find it b/c never thought I'd have to play 1/2. If we were following the circuit somewhere, 1/2 was the game we played if were gonna get drunk at the table and cut up. I very rarely drink at the table, pretty much never. Not because I think it affects me, just that when I start drinking I like to go do things and not sit a table with a bunch of guys who take themselves way to serious. With all that being said, I think I have over come the mental part of playing 1/2 and now I am just concentrating what I think I need to do in order to be a winning player. I am still struggling with making the proper bet and I think that is my biggest obstacle. The 2/5 just played so much different b/c people were a lot deeper, I was much more comfortable playing cash games deepstacked rather than short. I know that may seem like a no brainer, but some people don't know how they are supposed to play with $2500 infront of them. And play totally different with $300 infront of them. Not necessarily better or worse, but different. I've seen loose players go into a shell when they get up 1k or more, simply b/c they don't wanna lose it and get way to protective. I felt and still do feel as though I'm a better player when the stacks are deep b/c in my opinion people are easier to read. Now the complete opposite is true in the 1/2 game. I am no where near as confident and not as many players are as protective of $200 or less infront of them. They will move all-in or call $150 preflop with AK as where they would never call $150 preflop with AK in 2/5 if they had $400 infront of them. Just a different mentality which makes the 1/2 game play much more like a quasi limit game rather than a no limit game.


I understand there is nothing I can do about the buy-in so just assume I sit down with $200 everytime I play 1/2. One thing that has been KILLING me is that I can't seem to stay up when I actually get up. The last session I played I got up $60 in the first 20 or so minutes and before I knew it I was back to my buy-in. Davey and I were once told by a friend of ours dad who plays in some really big games and a hell of a tournament player (would prolly be on tv if he was 30 years younger, no bullshit!)...anyway, he said that rule he uses in cash games is to try to stay even during the session and if you do that you will make good decisions and be consistant. Well when I first heard that a few years ago I wasn't really sure what he meant, and then I went on the most sick run of winning sessions I've ever had. They guy knows what he's talking about. Staying even doesn't mean "try to keep you buyin infront of you" but rather when you do win a descent pot adjust to that level, and stay even with that. If you're playing 1/2 and pick up $15, well $200 is still your even and use the easy money to see cheap flops and then tighten back up if u fall close to your buy in. If you scoop a nice pot (around 20% of your initial buy-in) then adjust and try to maintain even on that. I think I explained that ok enough. Well for some reason, I have no idea why I can't seem to keep my profit infront of me. Aside from the shitty beats, it seems like I'm always hemorrhaging and I'm not sure why. The last session that I played and broke even, I swear I won about $600 b/c the times I'd be up $150 and then back down and then up. Maybe I haven't been playing with the "stay even" mentality.


A really really big thing that I feel I have gotten better at is giving my opponents the proper about of respect for their hands. Because 1/2 plays different, it's often difficult to always know where you're at preflop (atleast for me). Guys make $5 to go w/ aces and the same guy makes it $15 with 88. Just not always easy for me to narrow down the starting hands preflop. One good thing is that I'm so comfortable playing after the flop that i'm usually able to know where i'm at post flop. The problem is that I usually know i'm behind b/c we saw the flop 14 ways. One big problem with the 1/2 game and the no ipod rule is that you have to hear 9 people give your their best mike sexton explanation of why people do what they do and how I shoulda played my hand different b/c they knew exactly what the other guy had. Helmets should be standard issue at the 1/2 table. There is no clear way to know what people have, but I almost feel as though I'm helpless against some of these guys preflop. It almost feels as though reraising may be a better play preflop b/c most of these people would let you know what they have. Hand from the other day: guy makes its $10 and it's the first hand he raises in over 2 hours and sirens are going off in my head. Well I look down at JJ and just not sure where i'm at so I decide to play them like pocket 4's and jsut call. Flop is 9 high, now what the hell do I do. He bets $20 and I call and two other people call. Turn is a 3 and he bets $40 and I actually fold. I can't believe I folded there but I did!...one guy calls and on the river the guy bets $50 and the other guy folds and he shows AA. I'm lucky it only costed $30 but I think when he made it $10 if I minraise he will be so overcome w/ stupidity that he will prolly push back to like $60 or $100 and I fold and he's proud of himself as he shows AA..but then again, I don't get the chance to get lucky on the flop. I save money, but could cost myself money. If you play this game, you know people are scared to play postflop. So should I start to reraise more preflop or just continue to trust myself after the flop?


Another problem I'm having is right speed of the game. I'm having a difficult time "switching gears" as they say....whoever they might be. They're times that I know I should open up my game when the game is playing tight and start raising a little more and stimulating some action. This is something that I used to be able to do and stay under the radar. To be able to make some raises and make a few a moves but stay tight enough to appear to just be running good and once the game opens up again, just settle back down and pick my spots. Something Davey and I have always been good at is building a stack and never really appearing to play a lot of hands simply by picking up pots no one wants. It's not always easy, but it was definitely a strong point of my game. I have never, and I mean never been a fan of putting all my money in the pot. Just something I don't like doing. I'm starting to think that this is a main reason I'm not doing well in the 1/2 game. Since it is short stacked poker I think you have to a little more open to put all your money in the pot. I'm not saying look to get it all in there, but maybe not afraid to make that move more often. I have noticed that picking up limped pots don't add quickly in 1/2, it doesn't even beat the rake. In 2/5 on the other hand, picking five and six way limped pots really start to add up. I think the problem with opening up and raising is that with $200 infront of you, if you make $12 and get two callers and miss the flop and have to continuation bet....I think the proper bet should be atleast $20 and if you don't lose everyone, it's really hard to fire another shot on the turn so you concede or make a $45 bet and get raised and now your stack is almost cut in half and now what. I've been playing really tight and pretty much just hoping to hit a flop and pick up a pot and then open my game up with that newly aquired money. But then this goes against my "stay even philosphy" which has paid nice dividends in the past. I wonder if half the idiots I play against ever give a quarter of this much thought?


This post is already getting long and I'm not sure if I've covered everything I wanted to cover. I have stated some of the problems and issues I'm battling on the 1/2 game and it would be great if I can overcome these struggles and get a bankroll to just leave the 1/2 game alone and play in a game I prefer to play. But till then, I have to figure out a method of play that allows me to make some money in the 1/2 game. If I figure out a way to beat this game it would make me a much better player and allow me to bounce around the different buy-in levels and still be profitable b/c after all that's what it's all about. Any criticisms, advice, or opinions would be helpful. And if I agree then that's cool, and I think you're dumb I'lll send you a helmet.
Keep It Real Homies.

9.18.2008

A Brutal Win

Good News is that I booked a WIN!....crappy part is that i had to survive some brutal hands. I got there early monday and got into a 1/2 game for $200 and the game was good. It wasn't crazy and wasn't tame, it was actually just a good game w/ solid action and average players (well sorta). Just to give an overview of the table, i'm in the one seat. An absolute moran in the two seat, a regular in the 3 (good player). Four seat was a nice guy that didn't mind to get in there and go broke w/ one pair. There to gamble but had a clue about the game. 6 seat was an asian dude who was in every pot but not really aggressive. That's about the only important stuff to know about the make up of the table. It started rather routinely, i was card dead and action was all around me. I stayed patient and never really got involved and had about $120 infront of me when the first hand came up. I have 77 in a $12 to go pot three handed. The flop is 7,5,2!!....i finally hit a set in a raised pot! The three seat was the preflop raiser and I bet $20 into him and he raised to $55 and the six seat called. This is where I sometimes struggle, I know the 3 has an overpair and there is no reasonable guess as to what the six seat has. If I go all in I know i'm getting called by the three seat but do i want to call and let the six seat put more money in the pot? I elect to Raise $65 more and the 3 seat moves in and the six seat folds and I tell the 3 i have top set and then a queen on the turn and i'm praying that's not him, and then an Ace on the river and he says "of course" which means he had KK. The six seat said he wasn't calling any more bets unless he hit his hand. He said he AK and called $55 w/ zip!



That was really nice to hit that hand. Felt like it had been forever since I hit a hand like that. Two hands later I pick QQ and make it $13 and get 4 callers and take it down on the flop with a $45 bet. I'm pretty much minding my own business and not really playing to many hands b/c after all, I'm still running really cold. The next time I get involved I have AdKd and mp makes it $15 and I call right behind him and the button and the small blind call. Flop is Ax,10x,8d and it checks to me and I bet $40 and get THREE callers....now i'm praying for something on the turn to make me more confident, maybe a diamond or something. Well the Turn is a Jack and this time the small blind bets $30. The preflop raiser calls and I'm not sure where the hell I'm at in the hand. I'm so confused and not sure what to do. Everything in the world is telling me to fold but how do u fold with that much money in the pot? I call and we continue our family journey to the river w/ all 4 of us still in there. River is, a King....sweet, I make two pair on a four card straight board. Small blind checks, preflop raiser bets $100, I fold, button calls and the small blind is disgusted and folds. Chop Chop, preflop raiser had QQ and button had Q,9 and hit his gutshot on the turn and had to chop on the river. That hand sucked but i guess it could always be worse.



Now the crappy part of the session really starts. Just to give you an idea of what I was up against. The two seat was wearing a sleeveless saints t-shirt w/ a longsleeve shirt under it and he was proud of his shirt and bragged about it a few times, had somewhat of a pencil line beard and constantly talked at the table and no one ever talked back to him. He tried to be friends w/ the asian guy in the six seat and he barely understood english and just kept looking at him like he was weird. He constantly said "baby" to everyone and was convinced he was a good player. Told us he won 1k the day before and he tried to hit on every cocktail waitress and chip runner. Pretty much just a douche bag. Infact one funny line was when he was in a hand w/ the asian guy who went by "John" (i always find that interesting, b/c i'm pretty sure his name isn't translated into john)...anyway, he's in a hand w/ Asian John and he says to john "you scare me baby, should i fold baby...u scare me baby"....well Asian John says in reply "you scare me...you've been calling me baby for two hours now"....it was really funny timing and w/ the broken english made it even funnier. Now comes what costed me over and $800 swing to the upside!



I've got around $200 or so infront of me after a few missed flops and draws but I'm feeling ok about it for the most part. I get dealt j,9 and call $10 from the cutoff and take the flop seven handed. Flop: 10,8,7!...flopped the nuts and not in the mood to slow play a hand that can only be caught up to. Guy leads out for $10 for some dumb reason and it folds to me and I make it $50 and the guy on my left calls and everyone else folds. With 100 draws out there i'm hoping he just has a 10 b/c he will definitely call w/ top pair. I've already seen him pay off A,Q w/ his A,5 on more than one occasion. With that being said I just really want two blanks more than ever. Well not exactly gonna happen. Turn is another 10, now this isn't a very good card but it pretty much ensures me to double up unless of course he gets bailed out b/c I know he didn't flop two pair. I bet $85 knowing that he's not going anywhere if he does have a ten and of course he calls. So I'm fading the board double pairing or him hitting his shitty kicker. Well I forgot to cheer against the third option and that's the Third TEN coming out!...and like clock work the F#*$)@! ten hits the river and I am about to throw up. I just take a deep breath and check and he doesn't do anything for a good 5 seconds and now i'm thinking he missed his flush draw or something. Well I turn my hand up and show my straight after he knocks the table and then he throws his cards towards the muck and I'm momentarily happy and Melvin (the dealer) doesn't grab right away and all of sudden he grabs his cards back and flips them over to show 10,5 for his quads!....WTF!!....Now there is no reason for Melvin to have grabbed his cards before he took them back b/c only a second had passed. But what the hell was this guy thinking, he didn't even bet and then folded his hand and then realized he had four of a kind?...I'm still clueless as to what that was about. Well now I'm flustered and can't believe I flopped the nuts and was a 92% favorite on the flop against his 10,5 and it comes running tens. Honestly don't know if i've ever been drawn out on in a worst way. Well I don't even have time to reload and the next hand is dealt out and it's straddled and I have like $60-$70 infront of me and of course I look down at AA...that's just when u know you're running good. You get out drawn from what would have been sure double up and instead of having $400 infront of me I have around $60. I just call the $4 knowing that I'm not going anywhere anyway. and someone pops it to $12 and I make it $35 total and get 3 callers. The Flop is A,Q,10 and a guy bets out $30 and I move all in and then it gets raised behind me to $100 total and the other guy folds and before I can even think I know what it is, and he shows K,J!...Turn comes off and it's a Queen and I win the hand. Can u believe that shit? What an insane swing that costed me. The K,J guy had over $400 infront of him and I woulda doubled through on back to back hands. He told me wouldn't have folded his straight and I believe him. If my straight holds up and then the AA hand I woulda had over $800 infront of me but instead i'm no where near that. I know you're not supposed to think like that but when it happens on back to back hands its hard to not think about it. Even better, about 10 minutes later the 3 seat makes it $25 and one person calls and I fold, just not even wanting to throw away $25 of my $150 stack w/ 22 and of course K,2,Q on the flop and he had Aces. If i've got $800 infront of me I play that hand quite possibly take his $400 infront of him.



Anyway, I usually don't dwell like that...but when you're not running good it's hard to not think about what might have been. The upside is that I didn't go broke w/ j,9 and then the AA hand put me near even and now I just needed to gather myself and play like i just sat down. I pick up a few pots and Flop a set of nines and win a nice pot and get up a few bucks. Yea, that's right...I flopped 3 SETS!...That was nice to do that, made a few straights and felt like I wasn't totally helpless out there. All in all it was really nice to book a win. I'm ready to play some more and might head out there Thursday.
Keep It Real Homies.

9.13.2008

Still Card Dead and Hurricane Fatigue

Since the last time I haven't had any luck with process of the helmet law. I played one cash session last Monday (I think?)....anyway, it didn't go very well. Sat down at a newly opened 1/2 table and was ready to go. Table was average and they had one guy who had to reload in the first 20 minutes which is a really good thing. That's the worst part of the time rake, no matter how the game is going the casino is gonna get their $120 per hour off the table. I used to struggle with the concept of the time rake for quite a while. The time rake is the biggest joke and the people of Harrah's actually told players it was better for them once they made the switch to it. Like that casino would ever do anything in the best of interests of it's players! Harrah's has been my home court for the last 3 and half years and not once have I ever gotten a free thing from there, not saying that I need free stuff but it would be cool if you could get a free meal once and a while. I'm lucky if I make it to the Beau once every three months but in all the trips I've made there I think I paid for food once! It's nice to play at a place that recognizes poker players (or atleast morons who sit at poker tables).

Back to the session. Sat down with the max buy in at the time $200 and proceeded to win ONE hand. Now I have been cold decked for a while and can't ever seem to get things going lately but it's almost getting comical. In over three hours the biggest starting hands I had was AQ(2), AJ(1), 88,22...that was it, so needless to say it was hard to get into a rythm due to not having any sort of consistency of "ok" hands. I'm not super tight and I don't have a problem getting in there with marginal hands but when you know you haven't been running well it's doesn't make it any easier to call raises so I think it's in my best interest to somewhat tighten up and play big hands when I get them (duhh) and restrict my play of marginal or one and two gappers...only playing those from position. Not sure if this is the best approach but you only have $200 infront of you it's kinda hard to just go wild and play every connecting hand and every suited ace from any position. In the past I have used this approach while playing through a cold deck and been able to ride out the slump with minimal bankroll damage.

I start out and don't have anything and I mean ANYTHING to play in the first 3o minutes and it was so awesome b/c I didn't even get to play my blinds b/c the straddle was on by the guys on my left and it got raised almost everytime for an hour straight. I love when I can't play my blinds or defend them are anything, I just like sitting there and contributing my blinds for everyone else to win...it makes me feel like I'm bringing happiness to someone's chip stack without them even knowing it. Well the first hand of false hope (meaning i thought i had a chance but we all know that ain't happening) I'm in the cut off w/ 6h,3h and the big blind makes its $10 straight. I love this move, it's not quite as good as the $5 straight from the big blind, but it is close! What makes morons think this is a good idea? Six other people limp in and you make $10 to go just praying that someone makes its $35 so you can tell the guy next to you "my hand ain't that good" as you fold k,7 suited. Anyway, no one repops it and we take a flop 5 handed b/c one idiot thought $8 more was a little too steep?!?! (two people at this table need a helmet) Flop comes 4x,5h,10x and of course the preflop idiot..I mean raiser checks and the 8 seat bets $15, the 10 seat calls and I shoulda raised but unfortunately I have the "you have't been running well" thought going through my head....so I call and we take the turn 3 handed. The turn is the Qh and this is a great card...well it is a great card to force me to put money in the pot. Checks to me and I bet $55 and the flop bettor folds and the 10 seat goes all in for $12 more and I call. River is of course a blank and he turns over his A,10 and drags the pot. Now that I've lost $90 or so on that hand I'm feeling disgusted and of course thinking to myself "what the hell did I do to deserve to run this bad?"...I honestly don't know if I have ever missed this many draws are waited this long for someone to run a set into my bigger set, or just making hands in general. I firmly believe that the biggest pots you win are from the hands you come from behind on b/c for one thing: you know you're beat and the other is that you know exactly how big your implied odds are.

So after I stop feeling sorry myself for a few minutes I get dealt my winner!...Oh yea, it's a monster. I get dealt A,Q and call a $12 raise and take the flop heads up. A,9,7 and I bet into the raiser $20 and he raises me (you guessed it) $20 more. I put the rest of my money in the pot knowing he's about to turn over AK and says, "well I have to call". Of course you have to call it's like $40 more and there is already almost $100 in the pot you moron! He sheepishly turns over A,6 and I know i'm drawing dead. Turn is..............................6!!!..followed by "I had a feeling I was gonna make two pair"....well the problem came on the river when he made three pair, a 7 on the river and finally some justice w/ the resuck out. Once again I was almost done in by a guy who "had a feeling"...I just don't get it and I don't think I ever will.

So after the double up I'm feeling a little better and hoping this is the time I turn it around and put in a descent session and pick up a few hundred bucks and regain some confidence. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.......wrong answer. I proceed to pick up my only pocket pairs in the best/worst situations. Both times I called a small $10 raise and both times someone reraised to $20 more and everyone called and of course I missed the flop...so right there goes $60 on two hands and I'm starting to notice how short my stack is and that I need some hands and I lost some of my limp money b/c the two pocket pair hands. Well nothing went my way after that. I have 10,8 for a limp and the flop comes 10 high and I bet $12 into a $12 pot and get two callers. I'm not shocked by it and I don't mind it either. The turn is a K and apparently my two opponents were on King draws. It goes, $20 bet, raise to $50 and of course I have to fold. The turn bettor calls and the river is x and it goes check bet $100, call...the winner is K,J and loser is K,6.......I just don't get it, I know i'm running bad but how the hell am I supposed to put a win streak together when I get called by K,J and K,6 on a ten high board and they BOTH hit the card to put me in third place.

It didn't take too long for me lose the rest of my money. I have As,10s and the guy on my left who is the button makes it $12 and we take the flop 3 handed. Qs,Js,8x!!!.....sweet, Don't know when was the last time I smoked a flop like that...problem is, smoking the flop doesn't pay out for shit!. First guy bets $25 and I know I should raise but then again I know I'm not going anywhere and I know I'm a favorite at this point. My reasoning behind just calling was that if the preflop raiser makes the raise and the flop bettor calls then I move in....I will get called by both and get a true triple up oppose to me making the flop raise and the preflop raiser rerasing and the flop bettor folding and I lose the money that he woulda put in otherwise. I think all that makes sense, if you don't agree let me know. Well SUCCESS!....the preflop raiser raises and the flop bettor calls and I put all my money in and both call. Turn is a total brick and the preflop raiser bets the other guy out the hand and the river is a Q and he asked me if I hit the queen and I tell him no and he shows KK. Why couldn't I have the queen and play bad and get bailed out on the river. Instead I get all my money in as a 57% favorite agaist the KK and bust off the table.

It's easy to sense myself sounding as though I'm whinning about the way I'm running but if I don't feel sorry myself, NO ONE will!...hahaha
It's not fun writing about how I can't seem to get an "ok" run of cards and string together some winning sessions but until some breaks go my way that's all I have to write about. I'm confident things will level themselves out and all will be ok but I'm getting a little tired of waiting.

Is anyone else tired of these damn hurricanes!?!....well I'm sitting a hotel room in Arkansas and it SUCKS. My girlfriend is serving in a wedding and she has been gone all day and I had a big day of chilling in hotel room and sweating college football and seeing how much damage Ike did. Well that isn't going like I planned. Apprently the news stations in Arkansas are obsessed with weather that "might" produce a tornado. I dont' get it at all. I know tornados are really serious and that we need to be informed is something is gonna form but give me a freaking break!...I had it on the Notre Dame game and they were rolling and then Michigan gets the ball and throws deep to the endzone and the guy lays out and then............a freaking guy in a suit comes on the tv an tells me that there is weather that could produce a tornado and the game has not been back on since. Just reporting on weather and not even cool pictures or video, just satellite images and dumb people talking. The only station that is being considerate is the CBS affiliate...they only report the weather during commercials and keep a satellite in the corner of the screen but the game is the main thing....the other yankee ass stations have the games in the small box and you can't hear the commentators. I guess enough SEC fans have been calling in and bitching. The guy on the NBC station is getting mad because people are calling b/c the ND/MICH game isn't on tv. Well on top of not being able to watch all the games I want to see I can't watch the USC/Ohio State game tonight b/c the wedding is at 7pm....honestly, don't people pick up a freaking football schedule before they plan shit like a wedding???....I question a groom's ability to have a "man card" when they allow stuff like this to happen. With all that being said, I'm gonna freak out if I look out my window and see a big ass tornado coming at me...that's the kinda shit that would ruin someone's day.
Keep it real homies.

8.28.2008

Tourney and Helmets

Have you ever played the Harrahs weekly....its a great tournament, with solid players, and run really well....by great i mean very average at best, by solid players i mean dumb asses and run really well i mean dealers who can't handle simple math....other than that stuff, it's a great tournament. A whopping 57 players showed up and i played just bad enough to make it to around 24 or so. Got there about 5 minutes into the first level and sat in the 3 seat directly across from Bill. Like most times, I felt ready to play and thought I actually was gonna final table (hahahaha). Wishful thinking, but none the less it was my thought. As i'm getting to the table and surveying the area to see who I will most likely be donating my chips to for them to blow at a later time I witness a bet, all in, and call on a board of.....Kc,10c,Qd, 9h, Qc..and the winner is?? you guessed it....AJ, which was called by K,10..just another case of 3pair not holding up.(by the way, flop went checked, turned bet and call, and got it all in on the river). This is a great table for me, i have been cold decked for about 3 months now and I just know there is a good chance I will be run down with anything.

Well it ended up being a pleasant surprise that my table wasn't as crazy as the first hand i witnessed. It was fairly calm with mostly standard raises and no one was really creative. So I don't waste anytime and start limping away trying to take as many flops as possible with hands that I would normally raise with. This allowed me to stay involved, not draw attention to myself by raising a lot and maintain an average chip stack for a level and a half which i had no problem with. The first hand of any significance came up on the second level. MP opens for $150, one guy calls and I call from the cut off with 86o (one of my favorites). Flop comes 10,2,4..MONEY!...preflop raiser checks, other guy bets $250, and of course I call, and preflop raiser folds his AQ in disgust. Turn is a 9 and now I'm in business picking up the gutshot. Guy bets $250, I raise with the outs i just picked up to $600 total and he quickly folds and it felt good to know exactly where i was at and where the other guy was (by the way, that was the K,10 guy...wasn't sure about raising him at first b/c the K,10 hand i witnessed, but he proved to not be as loose as that hand portrayed..he just called with what he "thought" was a good hand and we all know most people shouldn't think at a poker table without supervision b/c most are idiots).

Moving along, Darrell (aka DaRock) shows up to the table and he was definitely trying to hurt people as he always does...this time the person was me. Blinds were still 50/100 with the first hand came up. 10 seat opens from early position for $250 (he is pretty solid and we've played at the same table numerous times, i actually have respect for his game) I look down and see two red Queens, the old guy on my right calls. For like two seconds I think about reraising but I run through my memory and realize that anytime the guy on my right has put money in the put, weather it be raise or call, he has had an ok hand and I have not seen him limp then fold to raise yet (I'm pretty sure he's not going anywhere if i reraise, plus I'm not crazy about reraising here..i trust myself enough to know where I'm at almost all times). I just call and luckily no one else calls. Flop comes 10 high, two hearts. 10 seat checks, old guy bets $300, and i think about raising but I look and I know the 10 seat is folding. I decide to keep the pot small and just call and play my position. Turn is the third heart and for all intents and purposes, a brick. Old guy checks.....and me, being the pussy I am, just checked also (mainly, I just don't like the way the hand is playing out). River is the fourth heart, I make my flush!..Old guy bets out $400, I very very reluctantly call and he shows me his TWO red kings for a flush and I show him my two red queens and muck. I consider that hand almost a win, I was coolered from almost every way possible and I managed to keep the pot as small as I could and lost the minimum. That was the first hand I survived from Darrell, he tried to get me two more times too.

I get dealt 10,7 in the sb w/ no action preflop. We see the flop 4 handed and it comes 10,8,2 rainbow. I bet $225 and get called by old guy on my right (also the button), turn is a 6 and I pick up more cards but I'm pretty sure I'm good already. I bet $625 and the old guy kinda hesitates and then calls. So now we're praying for no q,j,7...River, a Q (boooooo!)...I check, he bets $600..I tell him "I don't think you'd bluff me, sir....nice hand" He shows me J9 and we move on. (Darrell, didn't do too much on that...it woulda been a lot shittier if he woulda put a seven for two pair vs. straight). O wait up, that did happen two hands later. I have 9,7 in the cut off and old lady in the small blind who plays there all there time (I think its Mrs. Grace, but I'm not positive) decides its time to play. The pot was opened from middle position to $300 and we take the flop three handed. Flop: 10,9,7 Checks to me and I bet $575...old lady calls and preflop raiser folds. Turn is a brick and old lady checks, now I'm not sure what to do. She's got about $2500 or so and I just know from past experiences that she's not folding that hand no matter what! She may have just have the draw (which is good enough for her) or maybe a pair a draw, either way she's not going anywhere. This is one of those situations where it completely depends on my opponent....against a good player I would prolly put a lot of pressure b/c I give them the credit to fold the draw. On the other hand, a "not so good player" I don't give much credit to. I decide to bet for value on the turn b/c I'm certain she's not folding and I won't get any money if she misses and I don't feel like losing $2500 incase she gets lucky. I play like a rookie and bet $500 on the turn (I HATE when people do what I did, bet less on the turn than on the flop...mainly I hate it b/c people are dumb they can't give you the proper answer as to why they did it...I actually had logic) River is of course a Jack and it's four to a straight and she doesn't hesitate to shove all her money in the pot and I fold after about 5 seconds. Nice try Darrell, now get the hell off the table please! (I like Darrell, he's one of the better dealers but brutal things tend to happen at the table when he's dealing)

I definitely lost some chips in those 30 minutes and fell to about 3k and then made a few raises and called a couple and never connected. Had about $3200 and it folded around to the button who was playing fairly well but from some reason he was annoying me just sitting there. Don't know why, but sometimes just the way people sit there and place bets and fucking hollywood every decision. He wasn't getting called down, never showed a hand, chipped up pretty well, and he was the benefactor of the K,10 guy from the first hand I witnessed. Well anyway, aside from the trash-stache he was sporting and the pubs on chin that was supposed to make up some ridiculous attempt to grow a goat-tee he never said anything but I could tell he was convinced he was the best player at the table. Well anyway, folds to him and he raises to $600 and I look down at AJd in the bb and I'm not just calling. I reraise to $1600 and once he doesn't fold after 10 seconds of hollywood I know he's playin and just pray its not AK, AQ...I think he's about to set me in and I just dump my chips in the pot out of turn, well once he didn't commit i just pulled my chips out and stared at him and waited. I have no idea why people deem it a must to sit there and act like they have such big decisions to make...ESPN fucking kills the game, almost ALL and i mean ALL players don't have any thoughts going through thier mind other than the simple math of how much they have to put in the pot. If these jerkoffs were good enough to get a tell on me then they're gonna take my money anyway but I'm not sure what this guy was trying to prove. He's got 12k in chips and a pair in his hand he won't just hurry up and set me in, finally he says all in and I tell him "what took so long with those nines"...well I was wrong, he had TENS...seriously, wtf....u take a full minute to make up your mind to put some one all in when u know you're not folding!...and as good as this guy was, he wasn't good enough to just call right there and save the money if he got out flopped. Well and Ace on the flop and I hold up and get a well timed double up right before the antes kick in. I go to the break w/ around 7k or so and I'm not feeling too bad about it b/c hopefully I can open up my game when we get back.

Well the blinds are 100/200/25 and now it's time to open up a little bit more. First hand back and I decide to buy some ante chips and raise with J3clubs and smoke the flop. 2,4,9 one club...sweet, This board has redraw written all over it and one guy checks and I bet $775 and both fold and I take it down. I pick an ok pot with 5,3 clubs....Guy raises from mp to $500, old guy on my right calls and I call from the hi-jack. Flop comes 8,4,7 one club and preflop raiser bets $600 and old guy folds and I'm not folding my hand there so I call. Turn is a 2!..now I'm double gutted and I'm pretty sure I can win the hand no matter what now. He checks, I bet $1200 and he instafolds. I'm starting to get confident and highfiving myself on the inside and then the poker gods bitch slap me and remind me that I'm not that good. I'm utg and look down at JJ and they're so many ways to play these hands but this time i decide to open there b/c after all I can pick up the dead money in blinds and antes if no one calls. Lady in mp thinks about it and calls and then it gets to Bill who ships it and I know I'm beat so I just shoot him a smurk and fold and then the lady in mp calls and of course she has KK (wtf, how bad do people play?...she had like $1500 to start the hand and just called my raise. I'm not saying women can't play, they do have some...they're a hell of lot more guys that play worse, simply b/c they're more guys that play. Women often play with the biggest chip on their shoulder b/c they feel they don't get any respect. We'll get into that topic at a later date). Anyway, back to the hand...incase you're a semi-tard and didn't know, Bill has AA and of course I woulda hit a jack on the turn. It's all good, a rather small loss, I'm over it.

This is the hand that did me in. I'm playing ok and have a good vibe going, haven't gotten caught doing anything, only showed strong hands and flying relatively under the radar but still building my chips. I look down at A,7 spades in the sb and it's a limp fest. 5 of the 9 people at the table limp in and I complete. Flop comes 10s,9s,6x. Gut shot and flush draw and I'm first to act, I like my hand and have a good table image so I bet out (blinds 200/400/50). I bet $975 and get called by the one seat (no longer over confident trash-stache, instead "coonass oil field worker"). No big deal, I don't mind the call at all...infact, I kinda got the impression he's on the same draw. Turn card pairs the board with a 9 and I'm not slowing down here. I bet $2025 and he gives me the "that seems like a lot of money but I've come this far so I'm not gonna fold look"....you know the look, you hate the look but you don't mind it b/c you know you're ahead. I'm almost 98% certain he has the same draw as me. Could be a really nice pot if we both make the flush b/c I'm certain he will raise me when I bet the river. River is a Queen and he just kinda shrugs like, this isn't what i was looking for but o well. Well I knew he wasn't strong the whole way and I couldn't just check. Thinking he might have had a pair and a straight draw, maybe a pair and flush draw. So I come up with the courage to bet $4200 and he says "ok, I'll give ya call"...Nice hand sir. I say to him, "good no spade for you" and he proceeds to tell me that he was "trying for the jack of spades to fill his Q,8 spades"....are u freaking serious, I love how idiots "try" for cards at the table. Like he really thought, this might be the time the jack of spades comes off and he would finally hit that straight flush he's been trying so hard for. These people are retards and should be required to wear a helmet at all times. Not just any helmet but certain helmets depending on how dumb you are. Maybe a catchers helmet for the first level b/c you can contribute to the world. The second level maybe a bike helmet b/c we all know you're not too sharp but we really shouldn't run the risk of it falling off your head so you're not confused w/ a normal person. The third level we give you a football helmet and mouth piece so we don't have to hear you talk and make everyone else dumber. Maybe we can have stickers to put on them, like the Ohio State Buckeye stickers or something. Every time you say or do something useful we can give you a sticker and every time you say something dumb we take a sticker away, once you're helmet if covered then you go to the next size down and try to feel that one up and once all your helmets are covered then you no longer have to wear one. But you would have to wear a pin on your shirt or a have a medal like recovering alcoholics so that we all know that you're a recovering idiot and you're never really cured of the disease. I don't' know if this would actually work, but its just a thought.

Back to poker, I lost that hand and wasn't too upset. It happens and I moved on and tried to find a spot to get my chips in good and had more than 3 times the bb and enough to give fold equity. Shoved once and didn't get called so that was nice. In the bb w/ 33 and folded around to my oil field buddy who called and I shipped and he thought about it and said "I'll give ya a call"....i know you will sir. I turn over 33 and ask if he has a pair and says no. So that's fine, we're racing....well not exactly, he only had one over...he shows 9h,2h. Good luck w/ that sir. He misses everything and I make a spade flush to double through. Once again he tells me that he was "trying" for hearts (I had to remove another sticker from his helmet for that comment before we moved on to the next hand). I made it to the next break and came back to 4k in chips with 500/1k/100 and saw a King in my hand and shoved. Another guy ships for 400 less and my oil field buddy gives another call. I have K,7 other guy has A,5 and my buddy had KJ. So that sucks. Flop is all bricks, turn pairs the board w/ the 10d and I'm the only one with a diamond so now I have 9 outs for the flush and my seven is also good and if i hit a K, my buddy and I chop b/c there's a queen on board. River doesn't help and I'm busted with around 24 players left.

I know this was a little long, but if you think I misplayed something terribly just let me know. Or if you agree with my play or helmet theory that's cool too.
Keep it real homies.

8.21.2008

Hello!

This first post won't have too much analysis in it, but that's ok. This blog was created for a couple reasons but mainly to keep myself and whoever may read this entertained. As for my poker credentials, well honestly I don't really have any but once again..that's ok. I have been playing for right about 5 years but i'd only say that about 3 1/2 actually count. Like most people I started when that moneymaker guy got ran over with the deck and espn decided to make him a star, much like they can do with anyone (damn tv poker, that shit will prolly come up a lot). I used to be one that often blew up at the table and let people know how bad they are why they should allow me to take to their money, since they obviously didn't want it b/c they continued to lose on a regular basis.



I first started playing $5 and $10 sng with anywhere from 10-20 friends and quickly realized that no one knew what the hell they were doing and that it was always the same couple of us that outlasted all my dumb friends. It was a revelation, well not exactly but i figured if my dumb friends wouldn't mind losing $20 or $30 every weekend when we played then i'm sure they're a ton of people out there that has more money to lose and quite possibly dumber too!



I ventured off to vegas the first time in May of '05 and pretty much got hooked there. Cut my teeth in no limit cash game action at the fast paced poker heaven known as the IMPERIAL PALACE! This shit hole was great, i bought in for $200 and people gave me money and I barely knew what i was doing (but of course i knew it all at the time!). After that trip i pretty much had the itch to play as often and as much as possible. The next step was "the rat's nest," a really classy joint that my friends and I made a nice chunk of change beating up bikers and other white trash as well as meeting some interesting people that are still friends today. The rat's nest used to run tourney's 4 days a week and Davey and I used to snap those off like it wasn't a challenge. Ruttley and Matt even won a couple i think (so u know how soft the action was!). That's pretty much when the addiction started and we were playing 8 days a week where ever we could get a game. Sunday, Monday, Thursday, Friday were rat's nest; Tuesdays were becks in raceland, wednesday was belini's in thibodaux and saturday's were where ever we could get a home game. We pretty much tapped those places till Grandma Harrah's reopened Friday February 17, 2006.



Life was good...we had game every night with virtually no risk and Davey and I started taking the game really serious and learning a lot of shit to where we couldn't even sit down with friends and play for $10 (mainly b/c we were so fucking good) but truly b/c we wanted to get good enough to know that we could play with anyone. We started traveling to tunica and vegas and the coast once it reopened. The awesome government of Louisiana cut out bar room games so we did the next best thing and someone opened a card room in lil ole houma.



The card room in Houma was ridiculous, mainly b/c the people that played there just didn't like money..or if they did, they had a fucked up way of showing it. The room was nice but having a game everynight with the same people quickly started to drain these people that didn't have the money to lose like they were losing it. The club lasted for about 7 months I think.



After the club shut down I started playing less and less. It wasn't really a running bad thing, but more of a starting to get burned out type thing. It felt like it was a job and not something that I wanted to do for fun. Took some time off and enjoyed only playing occasionally. Even invested my money b/c I started to play that little. Started to get the itch to rebuild my bank roll and start playing again around Christmas '07. It hasn't gone as planned mainly due to not having the time and combined with a cold deck made it hard to get going. I've been battling along and trying to play through the down swing and waiting for some breaks to go my way. Until those start to happen you'll get to read a lot about how bad people play and how they play GREAT against me.



Hopefully this blog will be entertaining as well helpful to myself and whoever reads it. I know I mentioned a couple people in this entry, mainly Davey and even gave Rutt and Matt a shot. Whenever I don't have much to post about I'll prolly just reminisce and give some interesting player bios and some dumb stories/hands that helped make me the fine world class player I am. Keep it real homies.